Grandma Hates Modern Music Did you hear what grandma said? She hates modern music She's always telling me to turn it off Did you hear what grandma said? She said that's awful music No, she wasn't quite raised on rock and roll But I don't care what grandma hates Because I know that she's got no taste So bang your drums and bang your head And let her say this music's bad I don't care at all Did you hear what grandma said? Modern music hurts her head She prefers a little Lawrence Welk Did you hear what grandma hates? Loud guitars and mega-bass She thinks that we're all going straight to hell Oh, yeah! But I don't care what grandma hates Because I know that she's got no taste So bang your drums and bang your head And let her say this music's bad I don't care at all Everything old is new again, Grandma Everything old is new again So turn the radio up louder, Grandma But you just wanna sulk instead Well, I don't care what grandma hates Because I know that she's got no taste So bang your drums and bang your head And let her say this music's bad Well, I don't care what grandma hates Because I know that she's got no taste Those metal bands and gangsta rap Let her say this music's crap We'll call it a generation gap I don't care at all ©2004 Michael B. Nahmias